Egg no show and Ruby has been taken hostage.

I have concerns. No eggs today. The chickens have stopped laying and the Auto electrics are holding Ruby hostage. The poor old lady is still there and all the auto 'leci men have gone home to eat Easter eggs without informing us they were going to do so. I've left numerous messages and they have the keys. She's a beautiful girl I know, and I can see why they want to hold onto her, but she was meant to go to the garage for her service today.
Egg no show, Ruby hostage, dark times indeed.
Less than 2 weeks to go and Ruby still has no heating and her door seals leak. Hurm, are we going to do it in time?